someone on twixter

Technically speaking, I can, but no, thank you. I also see no reason for you to follow me. Or, anybody else for that matter. It might be helpful if you follow yourself. But you should not follow or read me, because I will try to tell you that spamming people with automatic requests to follow you, following eight thousand on twitter, and clicking re-post automatically will not fill in the lack of self esteem. Trust me. It will not make you a star like those glitzy things on TV. It will not make you smarter, either. Wait. I forgot that it is not about brains. Anyway. This interwebs thing encourages you to be mechanical, repetitive and craving attention. It’s like taste enhancers for regurgitated food. And, you don’t need to read that so go on .. hop hop and away.

(via inkscar)